Tee Times for the X event have been made...partially

I count 7 for Thursday June 8th: Horger, Carmy, Boyne, 2022 Baby Gaumer Winner Carter Leonards, Hatch, Gaumer, Jones. Space for 5 more.

• Tee Times made at Shawnee: 8:33, 8:42, & 8:51

I count 9 for Friday June 9th: Minus Jones but plus Moyer, Booty, & BBJ. Space for 3 more.

• Tee Times made at Great Bear: 9:10, 9:20, & 9:30

I count 10 for Saturday June 10th: Plus Jones & Yashin, Minus BBJ? Space for 2 more.

• Tee Times to be made on Saturday May 27th. CCOP when I called would not schedule any early than two weeks out.

As always we have a strict "no douches" policy. But if you know someone who is cool and needs to blow off some steam please do not hesitate to invite them.

Here is who I have committments from: Myself, Jones, Carmy, Brett, Gaumer, 2022 Baby Gaumer Award Winner Carter Leonards, Mike Moyer(Thursday night show up, Golf Fri, depart Saturday post golf), Anthony Forrest in creature of the night, Booty(if memory serves Fri & Sat golf only), Boyne, DBC(Yashin): Saturday Only because he exhausted all his vacation, BBJ: "Make it for a day"

No response noted from: Bernie "Trending Bob Archer" Gillespie, Creatures of the night Larry Fly or Justin Federsel

Probably Not coming: George & Kahler who are trying to bait me into a discussion on why the other won't come. George because Kahler won't drive him and Kahler because George only calls him when he wants something. I'm going to forego the discussion and permit them to continue to miss out and get one year closer to death without seeing everyone. See that passive aggressiveness at its finest. They'll spend the weekend jerking off, cooking burgers and watching Netflix.

Also in the probably not coming category, Chris Canzanese although he would fit in quite nicely he's another one of these cats that you cannot pull out of their particular borough. Jarett Rossi because of coaching baseball or bowling or pickleball or other some such or that his wife will not allow it.

Out: Andre, there is a Vichy reunion that weekend. Danish is on vacation. No word from brother Eric. John Farley on vacation or washing bibs or re-impregnating wife. Bill Cleary has been nominated by the AMA for the same designation as Keith Richards. Apparently no one can understand how he is still alive. Phil Quenzer is dead I think.

FOOD

• No discussion on food as of yet. Please send all "hey I didn't know there was a website" jokes to: gfy@eatme.com

• As always I will provide all breakfast materials, a casserole, consider some french toast and some biscuits and gravy or breakfast sandwich

• Need someone to provide Thursday and Friday dinner unless we just want to eat out

• Snacks are always appreciated.

• BYOB

• Fireworks are MANDATORY

Love to all.