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Spotlight on Ryan Kearney!

  • Writer: Hatch
    Hatch
  • Apr 23, 2021
  • 1 min read

Our beloved Booty! Where to start. Malice toward none, charity for all. King of the loud talkers once he has had a few. The Pilgrim of Piss. Prior to 2018 he was in the Al's Nest Hall of Fame and couches from all over feared him passing out on them. "It was me Bern." A member of the Roman Catholic High School Sports Hall of Fame! I have been grateful and proud to call him my friend since 1997. He was my first roommate in the dank basement of 12E Courts, where I spent much time sleeping on the nasty couch. Always willing to lend an ear to a friend and help out whereever he can. He is a good man to say the least. Likes his herb, is upset when people do not buy him a Gatorade after a weekend of hard partying, sprayed down his ex-wife at George's wedding and filled up the whole room with piss(shoes/fish aquarium/toothpaste tubes etc), but no Al's Nest Open is complete without him.




 
 
 

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