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LET'S GO PEOPLE! AL'S NEST IS HAPPENING!!!!

  • Writer: Hatch
    Hatch
  • Apr 20, 2023
  • 2 min read

Not much chatter on the Al's Nest so far, especially coming off of a tremendous year 9 event. The family will be gathering again on June 7th-June 11th and all you suckholes have yet to confirm your attendance.


Key Questions/Items

  1. Will this year be the year of Chucky MO? Meaning a driver. Yashin boys have definitely come of age. To the GV!

  2. Will Brian Gaumer stay the whole time? Big Granola let it be known to members of the executive committee that Mitch has a "BIG" lacrosse tournament. Little did he know that I have skipped weddings and my daughter also has a softball tournament the weekend of Al's Nest this year. He can bite it! If he bails I propose we burn Dock Holliday to the ground. In further snakery he also attempted to move the CCOP scramble round from Saturday to Friday to accommodate his absence on Saturday. Rest assured Granola. Your son still loves you pookie even if you miss a tournament!

  3. Will there be grunts this year? 13 years of age is suitable grunting age. Will Matt Jones be the weekend beer bitch until he is allowed to be a full participant in the event at 18 years of age.

  4. Tee times are made on May 1st. Without objection we will do Shawnee, Great Bear, & CCOP

  5. Headcount for the present. Some heads are bigger than others but: Jones, Gaumer, Moyer, Anthony, Carter, Brett(pre-injury). Those are all that I have heard from so far. I know John Jr. is out because he has a vacation in Wildwood that weekend. We will allow the oversight for this year as he now has 3 little boys who will be future Al's Nesters.

  6. Will the Al's Nest attic be re-inhabited? Dormant last year because of the availability of Dock Holiday and Fish ON! Grunts sleep in the attic until they come of age.

  7. Chris Kahler provided tacit committment in Nov of 2022 when I ran the Rocky Run. Will he honor his committment?

  8. George Barnock is on the mend, will he come with Mr. Kahler?

  9. Unconfirmed 2022 Al's Nesters: Hood Commisioner, DBC, Carmy, Danish, BBJ, Bernie, Booty(we assumed he showed up he was just invisible)

  10. Old Al's Nest Invitees: Pull Out Paul, Snappy, Dr. Jones, James Shoup, Phil Quenzer, Larry David Fly(Creature of the Night), Justin Federsel(Creature of the Night), Assman, Harris, Yingling, Chuck, Jerry, Eric Danish


 
 
 

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