Birthday Love for Forrest & Farley
- Hatch

- Mar 22, 2024
- 1 min read
Wishing all the happiness and joy for one Anthony Forrest. Yesterday he firmly entered the era of the "late forties" when he celebrated his 47th birthday. DAMN he old! I celebrated with him by having him buy me lunch at Pat's Select in Warrington and gave him one losing bet and one winning bet. I increased his coffers by $50. Anybody wants easy money right now you just bet against the Sixers. While not a founding Al's Nester we speak his name with reverence as the Creature of the Night Commissioner. This year his charge is to join us on the course for scramble Friday.
Another huge birthday on the same day belongs to John "No Choices" Farley. No Choices is his default excuse whenever he has something that he doesn't want to do. He claims that his wife doesn't allow him any choices when in reality he does whatever he wants and deals with her passive-agressiveness in stride. John knows how to have a good time. He has a dirtbag network that we are now a part of and look forward to welcoming more of his toads to the Al's Nest tradition. Currently he has a foot injury due to extreme marathon running but fortunately for us he does not have an elbow injury and should be able to make an appearance at Al's Nest XI.
Happy Birthday to these aging men and we look forward to seeing them for multiple days in May.







































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